Number of Employees Involved: 1

Name(s): Josh Green

What Happened: Josh Green was caught leaking private information to his wife.

When did this happen: 01/31/2022

CORRECTIVE MEASURE: HE HAS BEEN PUT TO SLEEP TEMPORARILY.

Comments: We believe that privacy is the number 1 priority, Josh. If you fuck up this badly again, he is going to have to put you into eternal sleep.

UPDATE: Josh Green is awake and has been returned to his position. We were told it was ok, despite the NDA. His wife, unbenounced to him, has been put into an eternal sleep. Thank you.